Doctor It, DeBug Knitty-Nitty, Dot Plot and The Puzzling Pit


DOT PLOT has a PUZZLING PIT
that is the home of DOCTOR It.
Doctor is a jolly fellow:
soft and wobbly, like marshmallow.
Once, he lived life overground
at Fussbut's Hard Drive, that surrounds
the roundest plot at Seldom See.
The plot takes care of things I.T.
Doctor spends time every day
on Puzzling Pit's 'Tip of the Day'.
Some are strange and some are silly.
One tip tipped: 'Turn Chillies Chilly'.
His trace space slipper helps him think
as the stars greet him and wink.
The pit is filled with books and shoes,
things that blink and special brews.
Odours fill the musty air,
joined by squeaks from swinging stairs.
One special day, with no regret,
the doctor shook a tangled net.
A rescued bug became his helper
and their days changed for the better.
The helper, who is far from witty,
is named DeBUG KNITTY-NITTY.
The bug had given one last hug
to his sister, Jitter Bug.
He thinks of Jitter every day
and wonders if she's far away.
Perhaps, one day, they'll meet again
at Puzzling Pit, the Dot Plot den.
DeBug is an I.T. scholar
who is so hot underneath his collar.
Some time ago, next to a louse,
he had learned to click a mouse.
His brain train works out many puzzles
while the doctor sleeps and guzzles.
The puzzles buzz on his outside
once they leave his inside side.
He taps on hot keys and then flits
to fetch his treasured knitting kit.
Knit one, purl one, knit and then
think of Jitter once again. ...